Quantum PizzAI

A Probabilistic, Physics-Aware Decision Engine for Dough Outcomes

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Fermentation EngineHydration PhysicsMonte Carlo SimulationBake Prediction

Collapse the Wave Function

Run Monte Carlo simulation with current parameters

Hydration

65%

Temperature

24°C

Fermentation

4h

Deck Temp

280°C

State Variables

Define your dough's initial quantum state

Dough State Vector

Define initial conditions for the quantum system

Flour Matrix

65%
50% (stiff)85% (slack)

Yeast Parameters

2.5%

Environmental Factors

°C
g
4h
30 min24 hours
Thermal Reality

Configure the heat transfer environment

280°C
200°C (home)500°C (wood fired)

Moderate temperature. Good for home ovens. Balance of char and cook-through.

"You are not controlling the dough. You are increasing the odds."

— Quantum PizzAI Mantra

Fermentation Engine

Yeast activity and state evolution over time

Fermentation Phase
Run simulation to observe state
State Evolution
Run simulation to observe temporal evolution

Probability Outcomes

Monte Carlo simulation results

Outcome Probability
Collapse the wave function to observe outcomes
Risk Analysis
Run simulation to identify risks
Bake Outcome Prediction

Run simulation to see bake predictions

Model Assumptions & Guardrails

Explicit Assumptions

  • • Yeast strain variability
  • • Environmental noise factors
  • • Human shaping error
  • • Flour batch inconsistency

Intentional Abstractions

  • • No full PDE solvers
  • • No molecular dynamics
  • • Simplified heat transfer
  • • Empirical calibration curves

What We Cannot Predict

  • • Exact crumb cell structure
  • • Precise leoparding patterns
  • • Individual bubble formation
  • • Exact color development